Team Safety now hiring

Post by **t bone** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:40 pm

Johnny, i could be on loan from the indiana mafia, seeing how most of them have quit climbing anyway!

Post by **Wes** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:40 pm

For sure. I have met many peoplem, and have tried to kill the western bais with tales of great climbing in the SE. Some listion, some don't, but the word is spreading!!

I will also only be working a day or two a week this fall, so I have time to recon new super secrect areas, and I can h*a*c*k rays super secrect crag database that Hamsco and Danny have been using.

Wes

Post by **Andrew** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:09 pm

Johnny, you got it all wrong. The key to attaining a GPA is about that rockstar look. I am currently recruiting a team of climbers and possibly non-climbers so that I, not you, will recieve the GPA. Your super mega platinum secret crags will not help you, maybe some professional head shots will. We will recieve the GPA long before you and not even have to climb to do so.

I am even considering a "Charlie's Angels" like team, possibly called Andrew's Angels. See if you can beat that. The GPA will surely be mine!!

Post by **Johnny** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:31 pm

Oh, Wes, yeah computer skilz could help. Can you hack into Climbing Mags voting system?

Verbal, I can see you're a threat. Next time you're up on Big Sinkin' Breakdown I'm jerkin on your rope just before you clip the anchors. I think then you'll just pee-pee when you climb (which ain't gonna be good for a photo shoot). I'm not sure the rockstar theory will hold up. Yeah, you're shredded and Team Safety has insulated 6 packs, but I think we got some girlz that will take their shirts off for the cover shot, right Lynne and Chester?

You see, once you're faced with the JUGGERNAUT we call Team Safety, you just can't win! (trying is okay though, we'll need the contrast in the press releases).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:50 pm

I dunno, Johnny... it's pretty well known that I am helpless in the presence of a well honed six pack.

Post by **Wes** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:06 pm

I bet they have wireless, and if so, it is just a few minutes parked across the street for team safety to win. Now, we just need to discuss the terms of my contract.

Wes