'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
How the fuck did you get a snow day... There wasn't any snow on the road at 7 when I drove in. I hope you end up making this one up at the end of the year
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
My older brother, years ago, faked being sick so he wouldn't have to go to school. Little did he know, school was canceled due to snow. Mom made him stay in all day long and we would throw snowballs at his window whenever we went by the house.
I learned through his mistake/ignorance to always check outside before claiming illness!
I't just beginning to flake up here in eastern PA!