Fat Fucks and Tiny Suitcases

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:00 pm

I was going to get one of those rolling briefcases. I got a new job instead. I might get one anyway and bring it with me to the cliffs, though. Do they make off road versions? I'd love to not have to carry my rack and rope and water and food and handcuffs on my back anymore!

Post by **Shamis** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:03 pm

Pru wrote:I was going to get one of those rolling briefcases. I got a new job instead. I might get one anyway and bring it with me to the cliffs, though. Do they make off road versions? I'd love to not have to carry my rack and rope and water and food and handcuffs on my back anymore!

i hope your rolling climbing pack rolls off a cliff.

Pru · Post by **Pru** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:15 pm

I remember my very first backpacking trip. On the Appalachian Trail. I was 8 years old. I had one of those old round, metal canteens and I dropped it on the trail. It went down the side of a mountain. I was too young and genuinely nice to hope it would hit someone on the way down.

You do see where I'm going with this, don't you?

Post by **anticlmber** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:20 pm

from what i hear pru you don't have much of a rack; just some old beat up squeezybobbers.

most of the folks with the roll boxes are older folks, or fat young folks.

was the appalachian range even formed when you were eight??

Post by **dhoyne** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:49 am

I hate it when I get to the fitness center to do some cardio and every single one of the treadmills is taken up by morbidly obese people. They set it to 1/8 MPH and talk with one of their fat friends as they eat Doritos. Then claim they got a workout.

Post by **krampus** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:04 am

dhoyne wrote:I hate it when I get to the fitness center to do some cardio and every single one of the treadmills is taken up by morbidly obese people. They set it to 1/8 MPH and talk with one of their fat friends as they eat Doritos. Then claim they got a workout.

Or what really gets me is when they are on the treadmill watching the food network

Post by **RRO** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:07 am

512OW wrote:Bouldering came first. That created fat people.

that really should be a tshirt

Post by **dmw** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:57 am

I wateched food network while working out all the time. it is kind of like torture....so krampus you can just shove it. as far as you people dogging on fat people: stop it, you are mean.

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:59 pm

dmw wrote:I wateched food network while working out all the time. it is kind of like torture....so krampus you can just shove it. as far as you people dogging on fat people: stop it, you are mean.

shut up tubby. i like fat people, shit hits the fan and some dude starts spraying rounds through the crowd at a mall thanks to the xmas stress, i have somebody to duck behind. human shield baby, the latest gift rage.

Post by **krampus** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:30 pm

here ya go anticlmber, get behind this one, or choose any roll really

I bet shee watches the food network while exercising