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Shamis
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Post by Shamis »

pigsteak wrote:and the slade shell doesn't have paper towels, only an electric hand dryer...

shamis, how do we get out of there? do we just grab the wang and then the handle?
hand dryers are a problem. Your best bet is to wait till somebody else comes in, leave the water on for them while you dry your hands, and then pretend to look in the mirrow while they dry their hands so you can tail them out the door and not have to touch it.
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Post by KD »

i carry a roll of tp in the car/truck whatever, and sometimes jus go behind a tree esp when travelling down south. missippi has no public hwy bathrooms almost n all of the ones in dixie are nasty. yep - behind a tree :)
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Post by alien2 »

To avoid the sploosh lay a flat layer of tp on the surface of the water. Bombay doors open from 4ft is doable without a turd cannonball.
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Post by Steve »

Geez just wash your freakin' paws no matter how gross the place looks. Nothing gumps me out more than people who don't wash their hands after using the can. Who cares if the place is gross just go back out to your car and use some hand sanitizer if you're worried about germs off the door handle.
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Post by Saxman »

The commercials haven't started here, but on the BBC Dyson is advertising a hand dryer that dries your hands in a couple of seconds with purified air. There is a slot for each hand that you put your hands into and then slowly pull out while super fast jets of purified air blast the water off. You don't touch anything and the air is not loaded with staph.
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Post by KD »

Saxman wrote:The commercials haven't started here, but on the BBC Dyson is advertising a hand dryer that dries your hands in a couple of seconds with purified air. There is a slot for each hand that you put your hands into and then slowly pull out while super fast jets of purified air blast the water off. You don't touch anything and the air is not loaded with staph.
until a georgia bufus pisses all over it
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Steve wrote:Geez just wash your freakin' paws no matter how gross the place looks. Nothing gumps me out more than people who don't wash their hands after using the can. Who cares if the place is gross just go back out to your car and use some hand sanitizer if you're worried about germs off the door handle.
If I had hand sanitizer in the car I would just avoid touching everything in the bathroom, and just go behind a tree if I did not get so damn shy.
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I don't worry about public restrooms, I just shit my pants and go on.
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Post by Atl »

Hey, raw food has side effects...
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