I was "taken over" by a female climber, and it warn't that bad, rather pleasant in fact. The second time it happened, I hardly put up a fight. After that I was a regular pushover. Sometimes it sucks to be taken over by a female climber, I know, but I find that especially hard to complain about.
Last edited by L Day on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Spragwa wrote:Crankmas, we are taking over. At the most recent meeting of WHAM (women hating all men), we decided to infiltrate the remaining vestiges of male domination, meaning any and all climbing. You no longer have trad, aid or sport climbing. We are taking it all over. Oh and peeing at the cliff with your back to us is over. We already know you have a small wee wee, but please squat. There's less splatter that way. Thanks.
Thank you for giving us (being men) your play book. Now we are properly armed with the facts of the situation, we can act accordingly. Re: squatting -> NEVER! I don't care if I have to play with Mr. Johnson a few minutes to give it sufficient length to clear my pants, I will never squat to pee.
Man law number 1. Other than that, I must say I actually agree with L.K. DAY on this issue, i mean, as long they carry their own ropes and auto locking devices.
How you compare may not be as important as to whom you are compared
heh, squatting to pee. another reason that women are natural subjects of men. you're bred to give blowjobs during even your most lowliest of natural excercises. sniff it bitch.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
I do, oral sex is my favorite form of birth control but I have some memories of a ballerina in Louisville whose technique was a bit longy toothy-still makes my skin crawl, makes me nervous as a cat shitting razor blades
