Gas Station Bath Rooms

Post by **ashtray** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:32 pm

Shamis wrote:..... and for bonus points, throw the paper towel in the trash while opening the door in one smooth motion while you nimbly dance out of the door.

like he said. this is the true mark of a CARING obsessive-compulsive germ freak.

Post by **charlie** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:50 pm

George Carlin wrote:Besides, what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit?! I'll tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you're fucking weak and you got a fuckin' weak immune system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw shit!

So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it!

Post by **ashtray** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:05 pm

Carlin is the St. Thomas Aquinas of our Epoch. I totally dig his dogma and try to live life like a true Carlin (btw, i am a maniac and not an idiot),

But I draw the line with nasty bathrooms. Especially if I am climbing with the hands that will be their cleanest for the day whence I depart said nasty bathroom. With my current case of Hand Herpes this is particularly true. I will be including a image of my hand shortly to shut this post down too.

Post by **krampus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:54 pm

Swimming in raw sewage is one thing as it is diluted. When you are trapped in a little box with nameless short and curlies trying to stick to your wet hands, its time to leave. If you actually do wash your hands, you better pray to god that one of those little guys doesn't have an encore staged on your Monster Burger.

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:09 pm

you guys sound like the kids who have to wear pads and helmets to jack off or at least ride a bike, get a cold and take some antibiotics so you will build an immunity to them so when you get sick you die- and I hope your turkey is tainted

Post by **heidiramma** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:09 pm

Dude, 50 points for referencing Aquinas in a post about toilets. He'd be honored.

Post by **Shamis** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:11 pm

The unmoved bowel mover.

Post by **Josephine** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:21 pm

ashtray, don't be gross.

Post by **pigsteak** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:56 pm

and the slade shell doesn't have paper towels, only an electric hand dryer...

shamis, how do we get out of there? do we just grab the wang and then the handle?

Post by **krampus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:04 pm

As good training for the slack line or Cirque Du Soleil, when leaving a pull only bathroom door one should balance on one foot while sliding the toe of the other foot behind the door handle, lean backward and balance weight accordingly. Caution:failure can be disastrous.