Stoppers versus Nuts

[p0bray01]

I get hand cramps after long days of jamming....but not usually if I eat hummus or baba ghanoush before.

[Saxman]

Doesn't Michelle get mad when you refer to her naughty bits as the "Crack Machine?" I bet the pain is from the Viagra not letting the blood out of your hands.

[The Juice]

Stoppers. Fuck a bunch of nuts.

[Jay]

Hummous is chick peas and Tahini (sesame paste)

Baba Ganoush is Eggplant and Tahini. (No chick peas)

Most people would probably consider it more than a little bit kinky to use either one in conjunction with a crack machine.

Then again, kinky is as kinky does...

[tomdarch]

What's wrong with you people!?!? How can you discuss the ingredients of hummus and not mention the garlic! I'm hard to offend, but that's fucking sick!

By the way, what does the cereal man say, if anything? Perhaps he is fond of ratatouille or hummus, and that is why he smells like eggplant.

[anticlmber]

So, I decided I wanted to play retro and be a man again and do some "Crack Climbing". I loaded up all my gadgets and put on my 7 habits of successful people seminar podcasts and turned my overpriced freedom hating truck towards the meca called the Red. I did not have a partner so I called RRO up and asked him to put up Roadside for me. After I signed my waiver and got belay certified we headed out. The approach went smooth enough with RRO breaking ground and checking for SCIN repellent along the way. We get to the base and RRO dances up the rock without a glint of strain. So here I go jamming this 80 degree slab and as soon as I get 15 feet off the ground I get this weird feeling in my forearms and grease out, maybe I should extend my practice room ?. RRO is such a patient friend and mentor and coaches me thru the first section. I pulled on gear a few times, the weird feelings in my arm was increasing. I asked RRO if he would lower me back down so I could rehydrate and sign a couple autographs, being the super cool guy he is he obliged. After 6 or 7 signings, 3 pictures with families and kissing a baby I was hankered. RRO being the total stud he is cleaned the rest of his gear on the way down and carried my pack out. Does anyone else suck this bad and depend on their partner that much or is it just me?

nice

that was so good it just needed a repeat.

suck it up scin, or it's mexican rplacement ray 2000. cheaper, faster, better, and a funnier accent.

[ynot]

oh hell ! now Mrs Ynot will want the replacement Ynot 3000. sshhhh don't even tell her they're here.
There was a fist crack that I hung on my fist so long placing gear that it went past the burn to super intense pain. not a cramp, lactic acid or lack of oxegyen or something but damn it hurt.

[SCIN]

That was pretty good Matt. I didn't see that one first time around. Killing me man!