A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says,
"Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
Jokes and jokes and jokes
Guy's on a trad climb, a good ways up.
Yells down to his belayer and says, "I don't have any more friends, and my nuts are too small."
**slaps knee** Aaaaah, good ol' trad gear jokes.
Yells down to his belayer and says, "I don't have any more friends, and my nuts are too small."
**slaps knee** Aaaaah, good ol' trad gear jokes.
"When you feel something, don't just yell 'STRIKE!' and then pull out. Leave your probe where it is." -JH
I love you too, Ray!!
I love you too, Ray!!
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f@#$l#d?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
The first woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f@#$l#d?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Southern Utah - Where the women are men and the sheep are scared
A man and his wife are at the state when when they come across this prize winning bull that gets bred 200 times a year. The woman turns to her husband and sais "200 times a year, wow, hunny, you should talk to this bull, ya know maybe get a little motivation, learn a thing or two."
The man the looks at his wife and sais "yeah, thats one hell of a bull, but you know it wasn't all with the same cow."
The man the looks at his wife and sais "yeah, thats one hell of a bull, but you know it wasn't all with the same cow."
How you compare may not be as important as to whom you are compared
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day.
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!'"
"Good choice!" says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!'"
"Good choice!" says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
So, you're a feminist...isn't that cute.