Why does Wes suck at granite bouldering?

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Why does Wes suck at granite bouldering?

He is way to weak
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No votes
His footwork sucks
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His problem solving skills are really bad
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5%
To much bourbon and Ale-8
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37%
Fear of falling 5 feet onto two pads
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5%
All of the above
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53%
 
Total votes: 19

Wes
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Why does Wes suck at granite bouldering?

Post by Wes »

So, I seem to have trouble sending granite problems. Help me learn why...
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captain static
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Post by captain static »

Besides the fact that you can list many excuses as to why you suck on granite, try the footwork. Some of my first experiences bouldering were on granite in the Wind Rivers. We bouldered in mountaineering boots. When I was taught snow & ice climbing, we started w/o crampons because they were considered aid. So try bouldering on granite with mountain boots or approach shoes.
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air canada
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Post by air canada »

Try placing bourbon and Ale-8 on the top of each boulder problem.
And be sure to warm up properly on easier problems, so when you get to your project, you're ready to go!
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t bone
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Post by t bone »

Remember you are not on sandstone. granite takes alot of finesse. you will get use to it.You usually have to seek out those tiny razor thin edges.
Johnny
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Post by Johnny »

Because pebble wrasslin sux. How can you get motivated to climb 5 feet and jump off?
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

because you're gay.
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Post by Power2U »

Because there is so much granite to practice on here in the East.
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

because power2u is a big dope and he deserves nothing but anal anarchy from that big dicked bastard jake steed.
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Post by ynot »

Try sanding the bottom of your shoes and keep them clean.
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Post by TexasK »

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