FEE-FI-FO-FUM!!

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TRAD-SEEKER
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FEE-FI-FO-FUM!!

Post by TRAD-SEEKER »

WHO DARES TRY AND FOLLOW MY PATH OF RITEOUS ALL-CAPS!!
SCROTUMSEEKER
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Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:21 am

Post by SCROTUMSEEKER »

I'M NEW TO THIS BOARD. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD GET EVERYONES ATTENTION. IF IT OFFENDS YOU, I WILL STOP O GREAT TRAD-SEEKER. BY THE WAY, I WILL BE IN THE RED THIS WEEKEND. I WILL BE SHOWING OFF MY SCROTUM IN THE SOUTHERN REGION ON SLABBY ROUTES. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO COME AND SEE MY SCROTUM FEEL FREE SO WE CAN GET A HANDLE ON WHAT MY SCROTUM REALLY IS. I THINK IT WILL BE FUN IF A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT I DON'T KNOW WILL COME AND LOOK AT MY SCROTUM. CURRENTLY, IT IS WRINKLY AND SWEATY, BUT BALD. I SHAVE MY SCROTUM DAILY TO ENSURE NOTHING BUT SHINY SMOOTHNESS ON MY BEAUTIFUL SCROTUM. COME SEE THE SCROTUM THIS WEEKEND!
I love big, juicy, sweaty scrotums...black or white - Ronald Reagan
TRAD-SEEKER
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Post by TRAD-SEEKER »

I TRAD-SEEKER WILL BRING THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY ALL-CAPS DOWN ON THEE, SCROAT-THROAT! IT IS IMPORTANT I LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IF ANYONE BEARING A SHORN SCROTUM IS EVER IN MY LINE OF SIGHT THAT THEY WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN WITH INTENSE FURY FROM MY MIGHTY ALL-CAPS PILEDRIVER(PATENT PENDING). IF ANYONE SHOULD SEE OR HEAR OF A SIGHTING OF SCROAT-CHEEKS PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THAT I MAY DRIVE THIS FLAGRANT FROM OUR MIDST!
SCROTUMSEEKER
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Post by SCROTUMSEEKER »

I WILL DRIVE MY ALMIGHTY DING-DING-DING-A-LING DOWN YOUR THROAT, EZ E STYLE! SUMMERS IN RANGOON AS A CHILD WERE SPENT MAKING MEAT HELMETS AND HAVING MY SCROTUM SHAVEN RITUALLY! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A SHORN SCROTUM? IT'S BREATHTAKING I ASSURE YOU.
I love big, juicy, sweaty scrotums...black or white - Ronald Reagan
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

man if you send me one more goddamn pm about your faggot-ass fantasies about shorn scrotums, i'm gonna beat your head with a tire iron you fucking queer. i'll meet you at the red this weekend and grind your ballsack to a pulp you shitbag. i'll be at miguels saturday morning, sat. night... just find the skinny kid named matt who is gonna grind your face in to the fucking ground.

- matt
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
SCROTUMSEEKER
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Post by SCROTUMSEEKER »

HOW DARE YOU INSULT AND THREATEN MY BALLS AND MY SCROTUM! THEY ARE MOST ANGRY RIGHT NOW! THEY WILL MEET YOU WHENEVER YOU LIKE HOMOPHOBE.
I love big, juicy, sweaty scrotums...black or white - Ronald Reagan
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

you're gonna die shitstain.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Gretchen
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Post by Gretchen »

I think that HF & SS should get married. Two peas in a pod!
Just genuinely disengenuous.
Uncle Big Green
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Post by Uncle Big Green »

is being a scrotum seeker like being a sperm burper or is it someone who bailed from a Cashiers Valley climb?
democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch
Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

I think they should totally elope. Hey Gretch, on second thought, we could plan the wedding. Whatcha think? They could marry pigsteak and be a circle jerk!
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
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