new guidebook

[charlie]

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

[rhunt]

Charlie can you source your quotes? I am old and can't remember where I have heard these quotes you are spraying all over the board today.

[rhunt]

RRO, I would proudly take the grand prize as winner but I think HO has me beat, that boy is obsessed with any and all things anal. Yo Ho, there's more to life than that brown hole between your legs.

[Don McGlone]

Larry
Man on trad multi pitch if climbers are swaping leads and both have clean runs on all pitches its a no brainer, both climbers got the FA.
But if said climbers spied a steep as shit finger crack on a 70 foot piece of choss and didnt have the balls to try it ground up, went up top and set up a top rope, both tr'd it clean, left for the weekend, some strong punk comes by and sends it first go from the ground, he has the FA, gets to name it, gets the fame and glory and all the ladies.

Oh, separate incidents.

[Don McGlone]

Well. I guess we can close the books on that one.

[pigsteak]

see, someone pays me to start the tried and true old arguments, and voila, everyone falls for it.....

you can thank me later for getting you to your weekend quicker.

[gus]

Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything! The bums will always lose--

[charlie]

I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[gus]

is this you home work Larry?

[Don McGlone]

When he moved to Slade he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.