Central Scrutinizer

[Evan]

I was planning a trip back home to Georgia this weekend, and as I was looking in the 'ol Craggers Atlas I spotted a route I had not climbed at Tallulah Gorge called Central Scrutinizer...Hmm, I remember there is a route up at Pebble Beach at the Red called Central Scrutinizer. Both routes went in the early to mid 80's. Same FA's? No. Same type of climb? Definitely not. Ah, just a Zappa reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe's_Garage

Act I, song 1.

[Evan]

Make sure you go to Joe's Garage not Wiki - Joe... Sorry about that

[Crankmas]

Hello- its me again...

[Ascentionist]

It is a song title, Frank Zappa I think...

Rule of thumb is: Unless it is specifically related to geology or rock climbing, if you see duplicate route names at different crags, more than likely the name is a movie, book or song title.

[krampus]

definitly a zappa album

[Alan Evil]

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you need to load or unload, please use the white zone.

[RRO]

i thought it was red

[Don McGlone]

Bald-Headed John - King of the Plookers.


John's got a sausage, yeah man

[ashtray]

One of my favorites.

Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd

Keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon...

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N' then I might just
Jumb back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon

[Christy]

Don't forget St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast at Phantasia!