Republican Cock Sucker
i heard craig might not be gay (oops, i mean a faggoty faggot) but instead he might be ambisexual. He just wanted a nut, and can you blame him? Do you know how stressful doing god's work is (crushing unions, making tax breaks for multi-millionaires permanent, opposing gay rights, exporting all the mfg jobs to China, etc.)? I am sure he just needed a release. So keep up the good work Senator Craig. At least this "everyman's" man still supports your good deeds, and I understand. Hell, nothing sets me right like getting a blowjob from some anonymous man in a public toilet stall at an airport.
Maybe he opposes gay rights because if gays had equal rights they wouldn't want a blowjob in a bathroom.
And let's just continue the story with his (non)resignation... or whatever it was. He said he "intended" to resign but is now saying he might not. Would that be considered flip-flopping?
And let's just continue the story with his (non)resignation... or whatever it was. He said he "intended" to resign but is now saying he might not. Would that be considered flip-flopping?
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
[quote="borowitzreport.com"]Craig: I Will Not Blow This Job
Idaho Senator Withdraws Resignation
Less than one week after announcing his intention to resign from office, embattled Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) changed course today, telling reporters in Washington, “I will not blow this job.â€
Idaho Senator Withdraws Resignation
Less than one week after announcing his intention to resign from office, embattled Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) changed course today, telling reporters in Washington, “I will not blow this job.â€
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
Crankmas wrote:has Craig disclosed his position on the top or bottom of the issue yet? if I postulate correctly I could assume his being from I-da-ho he would be the bottom dweller with delusions of a positional crossover of course so no not a real flip flopper but real congressional pole seeker
BRILLIANT !!!!