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We're not announcing the clinic instructors til later.
Our community rocks. Thank you Jose for everything.
Special thanks to Rockman, Paul and Bentley for doing a spectacular job on the registration page and front page. 43 days left til Roctrip. Can you believe it?
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
Bentley and Paul rule but they aren't as cute as you are. Well maybe Bentley is....
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.
Spragwa wrote:Special thanks to Rockman, Paul and Bentley for doing a spectacular job on the registration page and front page.
and yasi! she did a kick-ass job as well.. not to mention the fact i wouldn't have been help very much without her explaining stuff to me every weekend
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
i volunteer to teach the RRG s**t talking clinic. I think my extensive experience would be a great boon.
The proposed outline is:
1) On the fly downrating of routes.
- "That thing felt like a 5.11. Are you sure it was a 12a".
2) Excuses for poor performance and advanced blaming behaviors.
- "Man, I would've sent that thing if it wasn't for all the chatter from that hoosier crew at the base."
3) Advanced sandbagging.
- "If you liked Synchronicity, then you should try Welcome to ole' KY. I think it is all you."
4) Trad vs. Sport Climbing s**t talking (co taught with SCIN)
- " Trad is cool in the red if you are into chossy off widths."
- " I bet you could do that route with tricams. Lets pull those bolts."
5) Subtle spray techniques including getting people to ask you about your newest send.
- "So I was out at the Darkside the other day......"
6) Looking down at outsiders (my personal specialty).
- "God this place was so cool until all these damn Buckeyes and Hoosiers showed up."
7) Making fun of boulderers.
- " Have fun out there pulling on those pebbles."
8 ) Critisizing other areas.
- " Rifle is great if you like polished holds and kneebars."
- " Yeah Yosemite, do one 1500 ft crack system and you've done 'em all."