potty trouble

Post by **TankAzz** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:25 am

okay, so there's this little problem at the gym in columbus, and i am sick of it....

somebody (or several somebodies) like to lift the seat, pee, and not flush or put the lid back down. almost every time i've been in the gym in the past month, someone has left such a "gift" in the bathroom. what the f**k?!?!? i got so mad i started angrily cursing that i was going to turn off the music, and make an announcement to everyone in the gym that some dickhole apparently doesn't know how to flush. then, i would tell everyone i was going to start leaving used feminine products out in the bathroom (at this point my roommate informed me i was "embarrassing myself").

still, is it that hard to flush? seriously? any thoughts?

and to all you c-busers out there... if i find out who's doing this, you will find a flaming poop bag on your doorstep!

Post by KD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:27 am

i hate to see guys come out of the bathroom from taking a dump and still have chalk on thier hands. nasty muthas'

Post by **512OW** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:30 am

It was me. I left that there several months ago.

Sorry, I'll come pick it up this week sometime.

Post by KD » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:41 am

512OW wrote:It was me. I left that there several months ago.

Sorry, I'll come pick it up this week sometime.

dude it would have crystalized since then. ill bet it was lady piss anyway.

Post by **TankAzz** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:26 am

ha ha... all the real climbing ladies DO pee standing up....

Post by **gunslnga** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:53 pm

This is a universal problem, however, as a Kentuckian, I have found the further south I go in KY, the worse it gets. I used to work with a mechanic who would stand with his greasy right hand on the wall (handprint) and he would not raise the seat. So greasy handprint and piss covered seat were always cleaned off by the more refined of us. When asked, one day, after I lost my cool, why he insisted on doing this, he stated with all sincereness " I aint touchin the lid, you never know whats on there" I just had to walk away, explaining to him that it was always cleaned afterwards (some one else did it or myself) would be like talking to the wall.

Post by **krampus** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:14 pm

My buddy Jim once said:
"If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down"

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:32 pm

I said no such thing!

Post by **Wes** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:39 pm

krampus wrote:"If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down"

This was a sign at the Hueco Rock Ranch house bathroom. They have to truck all their water in, so the try to conserve as much as they can. You are encouraged to "get wet, turn the water off, lather up, turn water on, rinse, turn water off" for showers.

Post by **krampus** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:45 pm

Yeah but your not a crazy earthworm with a super space suit either

In case your wondering, the yellow mellow statement was seen on the Earthworm Jim cartoon when I was 14. A cartoon Carl Malone popped up on the screen and said it before the commercial break as if it were a public service announcement. God I loved that cartoon.