Illegal Aliens desired

Post by **gunslnga** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:14 pm

I saw a goth girl spare change on a street here in Cincy (Short Vine) for a few hours, she probably made 30-40 bucks in a few hours. I then watched as she walked around to the Park and pay lot, get in her daddys BMW, and drive away, go figure.......

Post by **heidiramma** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:13 am

How to Save GasolineGeorge Carlin

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegalimmigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gaswould come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch anillegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle andsome ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Americathen he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's paywhile he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defendedthis country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legalpatriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide asolution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a betterlife for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:23 pm

I wonder if there will be smiling Jose' commercials when the hispanic nuisance reaches critical mass.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:01 am

heidiramma wrote:How to Save GasolineGeorge Carlin

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegalimmigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gaswould come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch anillegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle andsome ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to Americathen he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's paywhile he's there and tax him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defendedthis country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legalpatriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide asolution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a betterlife for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

According to George Carlin: Most of the internet quotes attributed to George Carlin are not what he has said.

Post by **heidiramma** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:06 pm

[quote="Alan Evil
According to George Carlin: Most of the internet quotes attributed to George Carlin are not what he has said.[/quote]

Doesn't matter who said it.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:30 am

Yes it does. George Carlin is known for his biting sarcasm, shocking observations and suggestions, and irreverance. So if you attribute some steaming pile of propagandist shit to George Carlin you are telling a much larger lie than if you just posted it as yourself. It really isn't that fine of an argument. One is posting some stupid crap someone told you and the other is posting some stupid crap that you claim George Carlin said. Get it?

Post by **ReachHigh** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:19 pm

I love Bush and want to snuggle with Cheney while wearing my Carl Rove underroos. -- Alan Evil.

Post by **charlie** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:45 pm

Alan Evil wrote:You would be better off if you just glanced over and didn't let anything this user name posts register in your world.

I think I got it.

Post by **heidiramma** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:13 pm

okay then genius. I fuckin said it. your mom said it. who gives a fuck, this is not a debate with 'importnat supporters' and it's no arguement. It was something humorous by someone. The point is the words are here. get it? now focus on 'the big picture' and not insignificant bullshit like exhibit A, B, and who made the fucking leather glove OJ Simpson wore.
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