Dog in Muir Valley

[pigsteak]

sure you will.......

[Jeff]

I want to see a picture.

That sign cracks me up every time I see it.

Ziggys Mountain Weiners!

What was it that Chris's sister was selling years ago at RRO?
The spelling was wrong and much flak was dished out. Would've been good with a Mnt. Wnr.

[Wolf]

I've tired to go to Ziggy's, but despite the "open" signs on the building, every time I've gone there hasn't been anyone actually there.

[Andrew]

Damn that Ziggy. Trying to keep his weiners to himself.

[krampus]

if you had such delectable weiners, wouldn't you want to stay in the back room and keep them all to yourself

[rhunt]

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[Andrew]

Oh I tried one tonight. It was good and only three dollars. The weiner was very juicy, but a little messy, and huge.

[ReachHigh]

My god that was a girthy wiener. I figured it was going to be a footer when priced at $3. I could barely fit it in my mouth.

[JB]

What was it that Chris's sister was selling years ago at RRO?

Jeff, that woulda been the classic "Smootie-o Shack" at RRO.

[Jeff]

Yeah, Smootie-O's!!