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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

jealous they didn't star you?
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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Post by Pru »

you caught me
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Post by ynot »

el cap is the perfect place for beginners.......yea right
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Post by Saxman »

That's not nearly as bad as the Subaru Outback brochure which showed a guy above a backclipped draw.
The theory of evolution is just as stupid as the theories of gravity and electromagnetism.
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Post by maine »

I started out laughing but then realized that I should be crying. Another cry for a bunch of gumby idiots to fubar things up for everybody else and overcrowd the crags.
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don't worry, maine, all the beginners will be heading to el cap and arches national monument! :shock:
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Post by Pru »

you have to read it a few times to catch all the subtle absurdities. The airbag warning is a nice touch, too.
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Post by Josephine »

my favorite is they suggest aid climbing before free climbing :-D or mabye it's making sure my "boots" aren't too heavy :roll:
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Post by Pru »

Free climbing, "where all you have to get you where you need to be is your hands and your wits." So CAMPUS THOSE ROUTES, boys and girls!
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