Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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Wes
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Post by Wes »

At Alfalfa's:

"All unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy"
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

If you keep taking my name in vain, rush hour will be longer! ~ God
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
charlie
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Post by charlie »

"At least the war on the middle class is going well."
linustgl
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Post by linustgl »

I'm glad I'm not judgmental like all you smug, superficial idiots.

Not a bumper sticker, but should be.
charlie
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Post by charlie »

What a Wonderful Day
Please Don't Fuck It Up!
Don McGlone
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Post by Don McGlone »

Let's go home. It looks like it might rain.
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within
charlie
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charlie
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Grow a beard if you want to wear fur.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
abock33
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Post by abock33 »

My Parente said I could grow up to be whatever I wanted, so I decided to be an Asshole.

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Spawn of Satan, though my mother denys it
Andrew
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