Ladies!!!!!!!

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:25 pm

"Allah", eh? A Jihad on your ass! How dare you speak the hidden thoughts of most men! Jihad! Jihad!

(who can cite the quote: "Cake or death!"?)

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 7:26 pm

but being allah, you have already had me....don't you remember the best night of your teenage life?...you pick me out saturday night at miguel's, i am all yours, Allah.

Post by **Spragwa** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:54 pm

So, how'd it go at Miguel's Saturday night Allah? Did you hook up with Pigsteak or what?

Post by **allah** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:16 pm

Being human is to hard, i dont know how you pathetic little human bings do it, I turned my self human for saturday and i pulled my butt muscle and it hurt like a hell, then went to miguels, with my pulled muscle and all i could think about was how much my ass hurt, and i think everyone at miguels knew how much my ass hurt. so i just sat by the fire and moaned and groaned, then said screw this and went back to my harem and became allah once agian. So you answer your question, no i didnt hook up with anyone sat night, being human is hard i dont know how you pathetic people do it, i guess i have lived eternity perfect and not use to having so many fuck ups.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:43 pm

I met the mighty Allah Saturday night, and unfortunately I was so awed by his perfect human form and charmed by his perfect human utterances that I forgot to grab his balls. DAMN ME!

Post by **Spragwa** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:47 pm

Lynne, you must remain focussed on Team Gang Banger motto...by the way, have you been working on the secret handshake?

Allah, obviously, your butt muscle was the chosen retribution for being a pain in the ass

Seriously, I hope you get better. Lynne, maybe you should rub it for him?

Post by **allah** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:49 am

yea maybe she should, or hell why dont all you special ladies come and rub my sexy ass!!!!!!!!!!! But guess what everyone, I, Allah will not be at the Red this weekend, it will be the first time i miss a weekend of climbing since the first part of march. so all you hot sexy ladies will have to wait to get a piece of this fine ass. Well unless you live in Columbus then the offer still stands all you gotta do is come grab my Big Mighty Balls.

Post by **rhunt** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:39 am

No Allah this weekend...Ladies what will you do?

Almighty Allah, can I stand in for you?

Oh and pigsteak, stay away, I know who you are and I am not your type!!

Post by **Meadows** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:10 pm

did this loser ever hook up?