Ladies!!!!!!!

Selling some gear? Find or lose something?
allah
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Post by allah »

YO Yo Hear this, I have climbed trad, and plan on doing another one this summer, and yes i am at my sexual peak BABY.

And Gretchen, I saw the word personnals so i thought what the Hell might as well go for it.

and everyone else, this is an expieriment to see how you humans have to handle picking up woman, cause i have gotten tired of getting it when ever and with whom ever i wanted, so LADIES if you wanna hook it up IM YOUR ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rhunt
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Post by rhunt »

Wow...ladies let me stand back as I am sure you'll knock me down trying to get to ALLAH!!

Almighty Allah...can you share with us some of your moves? :)
"Climbing is the spice, not the meal." ~ Lurkist
allah
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Post by allah »

I will be any pretty ladies Ropegun, if you want me to be your rope gun just come up to me at Miguels sat. night and grab my mighty balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SikMonkey
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Post by SikMonkey »

Dude, your signature is sick. :D

Mj
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allah
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Post by allah »

yea its bad ass eh!!!!!!!!!!!
Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Umm. Allah, we are all pretty certain that them that got it, don't flaunt it. Them that don't, post on redriver.com.
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

-Everlast
allah
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Post by allah »

hey, thats your choice baby, I got the goods and if you dont want it then dont grab my mighty balls, but let me assure you one thing, you will be missing out majorly!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen:
allah
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Post by allah »

Oh yea if you ever need to barrow a jacket agian you know who to ask :wink:
Spragwa
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Post by Spragwa »

Turd! You were quite gallant. Though if I'd known about your big balls at the time, I'd of been tempted to ask you to swallow them. :twisted:
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.

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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

I would love to split your scrotum down the middle and very carefully remove the balls then wrap my body in the attached squiggly vas defrens pretending they are thumping earphones.
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