GET OUT OF MY FACE
I thought it was going to be a good day cus the peacock was in my back yard again this morning (that is not a metaphor, it really is a peacock). However, when I got to work they where out of bagels and coffee in the cafeteria. then I get to my desk and get hounded by these two bitter old ass bitties who love to make a big deal about every mistake I make. And its really annoying now because they really have to search and scrounge for things to bitch about. But whatever, I do get enjoyment out of being very nice to them even when they are bitching because we both know that they have absolutely no control over what I actually do, and that they can not stop the fact that eventually I will have seniority over them. Anyway, its monday, no coffee yet, GET OUT OF MY FACE
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