Normal?

[KD]

I'm telin ya scin, it's tax time you otta kick up- plus you get to drink and eat if you go. so here's how:
1. buy a very very nice card.
2. Buy a gift tag and put your names on it and the card.
3. buy a gift box and a gift bag - a discrete neutral color.
4. when no one is looking, switch your gift tag from one of those real big presents with your gift bag/box thing.
5. dont get caught and tax is paid.
6. drink a little and eat a littl.
6. leave BEFORE presents are opened.

[SCIN]

Here's the kicker. The wedding is in the Caribbean!

[KD]

now there you go complicatin things! most folks wont go so you gotta send one of those envelopes with your declination - at least you dont have to be there.

[gunslnga]

Now Todd, that is a damn good idea. Can I borrow your suspenders?

Not only my suspenders, but I still have that cool skull ear ring with the ruby red eys