Reason men keep women around:
1) Sewing - we can't figure it out
2) Hygiene - we can't figure it out
3) Babies - we can't make 'em on our own
Reasons women keep men around:
1) Open jars - though I'm not sure that works with this group
2) Get things off of top shelf - again, we may be screwed here
3) Investigate that weird noise in the middle of the night - we may have a winner
You set my feet upon a rock
And made my footsteps firm.
-U2's adaptation of Psalm 40
The you can say you earned your sewing GS patch (if one exists)! We should bring back Merrick - he loves to wear little girl skirts while climbing. Right, Dipsi?
sell the patches and then for an extra $5 you can have them sewn on - a double win. meadows (and other non-sewers) can still sport the new look and the RRGCC gets a bit more $ to fill the coffers!
"Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game." ~ Under the Tuscan Sun
i'd be willing to donate a bit of time for a good cause. maybe some others would too. granted, i'm not the best sewer - but i think i can manage a patch.
"Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game." ~ Under the Tuscan Sun
why worry about sewing, just staple everything on.
signed - a lazy sewer
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.
You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president.
You realize that you control your own destiny.
I'm sure I'm going to jail!