Tinkle & Fart

Post by **SCIN** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:11 pm

So lately when I fart, a few little drops of tinkle come out. It's usually not a big deal, but sometimes when I wear khakis, I get little wet spots in my crotch and it's embarrasing. Could this be something I want to have checked out, or should I just start filling my jockstrap with kleenex on my gassy days to soak up the pee pee?

Post by **Crankmas** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:26 pm

super glue the main and reroute through the ears, should cut your flow times in half, may change the consistency of your ear wax, is Artsay out of town or something?

Post by **tomdarch** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:45 pm

Could be your prostate. Is Dr. Ho available to do a digital rectal exam?

Post by **krampus** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:41 pm

I have seen what they do to prostate patients....don't eat before surgery, its greatly apreciated

Post by **ynot** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:38 pm

Once, Ray burped and sneezed and farted at the same time,and dude ,like, his head exploded all over Matt's french toast. It was awesome dawg!

Post by **Zspider** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:37 pm

I pretend to understand the scientific reasoning why certain foods tend to make one flatulent, but I am totally clueless as to why it is impossible to step into a crowded elevator without the immediate need to rip a big one.

ZSpiddy

Post by **the lurkist** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:19 pm

Ray,
Take it from a medical professional. What you should do is carry a rigid rectal tube. When you feel the gaseous effusion wellling up, don't bear down to expel it. The bearing down part is where you have been fucking up. You pee on yourself when you increase the pressure inside your abdomen by firming up that ripped six pack of abdomenal goodness. Instead, excuse yourself to the men's room, and in the quiet privacy of a bathroom stall, insert the lubricated end of the rigid rectal tube into your rectum, thus providing a low pressure route of escape for the gas. Problem solved. You can then, for a value added experience, whip out your enema bag a douch up with some hot soapy water and really clean out your colon.
Good bowel health is something that is poorly appreciated.
It is okay. Don't thank me. I went into medicine to help people.

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:28 am

Maybe you are pregnant, Sir.

Just a thought..................

Post by **marathonmedic** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:51 pm

I think he's been shoving things up his urethra.
http://jaapa.com/issues/j20050901/artic ... al0905.htm

Post by **Saxman** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:20 pm

Urethral sounds are fun to play with.