Tinkle & Fart
Tinkle & Fart
So lately when I fart, a few little drops of tinkle come out. It's usually not a big deal, but sometimes when I wear khakis, I get little wet spots in my crotch and it's embarrasing. Could this be something I want to have checked out, or should I just start filling my jockstrap with kleenex on my gassy days to soak up the pee pee?
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-Horatio
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Ray,
Take it from a medical professional. What you should do is carry a rigid rectal tube. When you feel the gaseous effusion wellling up, don't bear down to expel it. The bearing down part is where you have been fucking up. You pee on yourself when you increase the pressure inside your abdomen by firming up that ripped six pack of abdomenal goodness. Instead, excuse yourself to the men's room, and in the quiet privacy of a bathroom stall, insert the lubricated end of the rigid rectal tube into your rectum, thus providing a low pressure route of escape for the gas. Problem solved. You can then, for a value added experience, whip out your enema bag a douch up with some hot soapy water and really clean out your colon.
Good bowel health is something that is poorly appreciated.
It is okay. Don't thank me. I went into medicine to help people.
Take it from a medical professional. What you should do is carry a rigid rectal tube. When you feel the gaseous effusion wellling up, don't bear down to expel it. The bearing down part is where you have been fucking up. You pee on yourself when you increase the pressure inside your abdomen by firming up that ripped six pack of abdomenal goodness. Instead, excuse yourself to the men's room, and in the quiet privacy of a bathroom stall, insert the lubricated end of the rigid rectal tube into your rectum, thus providing a low pressure route of escape for the gas. Problem solved. You can then, for a value added experience, whip out your enema bag a douch up with some hot soapy water and really clean out your colon.
Good bowel health is something that is poorly appreciated.
It is okay. Don't thank me. I went into medicine to help people.
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Normie
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I think he's been shoving things up his urethra.
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