Sweet ride for sale!!!

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flashmaster
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Sweet ride for sale!!!

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For sale:

1992 Volvo 940GL

Grey

ONLY 281,000 miles!

May need front end work.

May need a new Tranny. But still in good shape

Oil changed every 15,000-20,000 miles

May leak some oil

Has driven across the country 15 times

Very reliable

New Tires

No AC

Own a piece of miguels history

The chicks will flock to you thinking it's me!

Sweet Car

Must pick up in CT

$700 OBO

PM me
anticlmber
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Post by anticlmber »

Chicks will only want you cuz i rode in that car. Flashmaster you forgot to mention all the old, dried up, crusty, cream filled condoms that come with the car. DON'T stick your hands under the seat if you buy this car.
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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

$900 plus I'll throw in 4 months of viagra (It's the only way I can keep it "up" in my old age! Hee Hee HEE :lol: ). No, but seriously I wish you the best and if I can be of any help, please don't hesitate to send me a PM or call me (My celly!: 256-679-9079)
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flashmaster
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Post by flashmaster »

Oh yeah I forgot to mention all that stuff too!
bentley
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Post by bentley »

I heard that Heratio may have lost something very close and personal to him in that car, well thats at least what JR told me!
I can't believe your only asking 700 for it Flash!
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