As long as I can force my walker into the crack I'll take you on you whippersnapper.512OW wrote:Except I can outclimb you in my sleep, and we all remember what happened last time you challenged me...Alan Evil wrote:Beat me to it, except I was gonna say white almost-rapper wannabe climbers...
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[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
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"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
No No No, if you are 10 years older than your climbing partners the geriatric excuse may be used unless you send and then it's used to abuse those youngsters. I've even heard rumor that once you are 40, 2 letter grades may be applied to any and all sends, unless you don't send then it's a full number grade add.
"Good things take time, impossible things take a little longer"
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Water Solo Checklist:
1) Tanning bed appointments start 2 months prior to the first planned trip.
2) New speedos - same color as climbing shoes.
3) $250 pair of Oakley sunglasses.
4) New rubber ducky floaty.
5) Shave back the night before planned trip.
6) Duct tape to tape down involuntary hard-on from watching Thalia - see #2.
7) If Wes isn't coming with the camera, fuck it. Cancel whole trip.
1) Tanning bed appointments start 2 months prior to the first planned trip.
2) New speedos - same color as climbing shoes.
3) $250 pair of Oakley sunglasses.
4) New rubber ducky floaty.
5) Shave back the night before planned trip.
6) Duct tape to tape down involuntary hard-on from watching Thalia - see #2.
7) If Wes isn't coming with the camera, fuck it. Cancel whole trip.
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within
Alan Evil wrote:
As long as I can force my walker into the crack I'll take you on you whippersnapper.
Shiiiiittttt.... Anytime. Hows this month for ya? I'll climb in my approach shoes just to make it more even.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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-Tyler Durden
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