the saturday of vagisil

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sat May 17, 2003 2:39 pm

is everyone who "climbs" wearing vagisil today? i'm just wondering because everyone who i've talked to seems to be planted on an ass plunger reading days of our lives and watching bert and ernie. take it out and go out fuckas.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 17, 2003 11:06 pm

I know someone who may be looking for a partner for tomorrow, Ho. Let me know if you are in need.

Don't worry, he's not a Team Gang Banger, so you'll be safe.

Post by **SCIN** » Sun May 18, 2003 1:50 am

No way dawg, we hit the Lode with no Vagisil.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun May 18, 2003 4:00 am

yeah right. you "hit the lode" with "no vagisil". that's hard to believe coming from the "lode climber who wears vagisil" sponsored climber from rock and ice magazine. i bet you can even do one arm pull ups too huh? hey i've got an idea, why don't you go outside and rob a movie theatre of the new movie the matrix and then unwind it and shove all 2.5 hours worth of film up your ass and out your mouth. i'll mount you on my wall and make team gang bang take turns sucking your dick to make the movie go. how does that sound mr. fancy pants and your precious "lode"?

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun May 18, 2003 4:01 am

lynne, i think i'm good to go tomorrow. thank you though. i wouldn't want to hurt one of your team members anywho.

Post by **SCIN** » Sun May 18, 2003 4:37 am

Man, fuck the Matrix. We saw "Better Luck Tomorrow" at the Kentucky Theater with no crowds and tickets were only 4.00. Plus they had Snickerdoodles.

Post by **Artsay** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:38 am

Does anyone else think Horatio and SCIN are having some kind of sick, twisted affair?

Post by **Gretchen** » Sun May 18, 2003 2:33 pm

I second that thought! Artsay, rent the movie Far From Heaven! I think this applies and remember that I will be there as your friend !

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Sun May 18, 2003 10:26 pm

dude you said snickerdoodles. it makes me laugh when i say it out loud, but when i look at how it's spelled and then think about it, i get really pissed off. i'll beat your face with the fleshy headed "nightstick" you motherfucker gone dicksnot coming in your ass clit motherfucker.