Derby Fest Activity

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu May 15, 2003 5:42 pm

A great way to raise money at Derbyfst would be for some of the more notorious RRGC members to step forward for a raffle. In this raffle, each willing participant would agree to take a whipped cream pie in the face, from the highest bidder. I bet that it would raise HUGE sums of money. Just a thought.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu May 15, 2003 5:51 pm

I'm waving a $20 to get Gre.. I mean someone!

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu May 15, 2003 6:35 pm

what a stupid idea there spragwa. i mean where do you come up with this shit? is that from one of your books about how to put the black man down in society today? i've got an idea for you, why don't you rot in hell and die.

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu May 15, 2003 6:42 pm

You have a lot of pent up frustration that you can't release. I learned this idea in girlscouts moutherfucker so you should perhaps blow it out your ass before I paint your pasty little mouth red, chain you to a tree and let the Red River Rednecks break off your teeth so that they can release their manhood down your throat.

Post by **Gretchen** » Thu May 15, 2003 6:51 pm

GO Spragwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynne, it's going to take a whole lot more than $20!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:07 pm

Spragwa wrote:You have a lot of pent up frustration that you can't release. I learned this idea in girlscouts moutherfucker so you should perhaps blow it out your ass before I paint your pasty little mouth red, chain you to a tree and let the Red River Rednecks break off your teeth so that they can release their manhood down your throat.

that's it. I'm completely in love!

Post by **Spragwa** » Thu May 15, 2003 7:13 pm

I love you guys too. Sniff...sniff...I feel so loved!!!!!!!! Lynne, let's do it!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu May 15, 2003 8:25 pm

you got it baby! This party is looking UP!!

So, the theme of this year's Derby Fest not only involves fund raising to buy the Murray property, but there seems to be quite a bit of interest in knocking out Ho's teeth. I think we can tie these together. I propose that we set up auction to take bids on individual teeth, the highest bidder gets the pleasure of knocking it out!

What do y'all think?

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu May 15, 2003 9:43 pm

holy fucking shit klingon bitch...if i didn't know you, i'd think that came from master beelzebub.

yeah, i think that auction is a good idea. however, if the person doesn't knock my teeth out and i end up smashing through their chest and ripping their heart out like in indiana jones and the temple of doom, how bout i keep the money? should be pretty easy since all you bitch motherfuckers have been sitting on your ass all winter long. i'll tie all your fat rolls together and tie die you. sell you at some stupid hippy convention.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:21 pm

Spragwa wrote:You have a lot of pent up frustration that you can't release. I learned this idea in girlscouts moutherfucker so you should perhaps blow it out your ass before I paint your pasty little mouth red, chain you to a tree and let the Red River Rednecks break off your teeth so that they can release their manhood down your throat.

so which idea did you learn in girlscouts? the blowing of frustration out the anal orifice, or painting dudes lips red, tying them up, and letting good ol' boys have their way with them?