How do you trian a climber from this board
Re: How do you trian a climber from this board
You troll them. With horrible spelling and the wits of a seventh grader.OB Juan wrote:How do you trian a climber from this board.
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Mike Jones
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I pop in my Core VO2 Strength Training tapes by Chuck Norris and start going to town on the warm tunnel of internal caverns that is my anus with my double headed Pokémon dildo with electroanalytical vibrating shaft - gyrational rotation set to HIGH.
Oh wait, that's OB Juan.
I actually don't train - like the rest of the community on this forum
Oh wait, that's OB Juan.
I actually don't train - like the rest of the community on this forum
Who is Mike Jones?
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soccerfast007
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I recommend 12 oz. curls and running home from bars, speaking from personal experience, it is a fun way to train. IF you are training to become an active alcoholic (we can't all grow up and become astronauts).
I wish the tone weren't so derisive, when dealing with a pedant i think humor is the more appropriate response, perhaps a little belittling is in order, but once again let us examine our motives. And when all else fails, look at the positives from learning about our shortcomings (specific reference to our apparently small penii). I find having a small pepee to be highly beneficial for climbing. A) Less weight to drag up a route. B) Less likely to get caught awkwardly in a harness C) If properly stimulated it is easer to cam into a 2 finger pocket and provide the ever popular "no hands, no feet" rest. D) Less blood loss when aroused can help ones meager VO2 concentrate on the task of sending.
Once again let us thank Oh BJ (blo job?) for illuminating our faults and reminding us that penis envy is only applicable when the subject is male or transgender, or driving a Hummer.
I apologize for any offensive/libelous verbage in the above post. I just hope it will inspire we, the "penally challenged," to focus our energies on accentuating the positive, or taking natural enhancers ("longitude is a good one"). Can we not vote on that?
I wish the tone weren't so derisive, when dealing with a pedant i think humor is the more appropriate response, perhaps a little belittling is in order, but once again let us examine our motives. And when all else fails, look at the positives from learning about our shortcomings (specific reference to our apparently small penii). I find having a small pepee to be highly beneficial for climbing. A) Less weight to drag up a route. B) Less likely to get caught awkwardly in a harness C) If properly stimulated it is easer to cam into a 2 finger pocket and provide the ever popular "no hands, no feet" rest. D) Less blood loss when aroused can help ones meager VO2 concentrate on the task of sending.
Once again let us thank Oh BJ (blo job?) for illuminating our faults and reminding us that penis envy is only applicable when the subject is male or transgender, or driving a Hummer.
I apologize for any offensive/libelous verbage in the above post. I just hope it will inspire we, the "penally challenged," to focus our energies on accentuating the positive, or taking natural enhancers ("longitude is a good one"). Can we not vote on that?
"well Sco doesn't have my peripheral vision" - mason allen reminding us all that our peripheral vision often overlooks creepy crawlers and flying things.
