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charlie
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"It's only kinky the first time"
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

"In case of rapture
can I have your car?"
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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hoss
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Post by hoss »

I was traveling through the Czech Republic last summer, and saw a decrepit old man with a cane walking across St. Charles Bridge (with much difficulty). He was probably mid 70’s, early 80’s wearing a pink shirt with blue letters reading “Bad Mother Fuckerâ€
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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soccerfast007
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Post by soccerfast007 »

I was in Prague 2 months ago, on that very same bridge, and noticed many funny american shirts. One older (60's) lady was wearing a t-shirt that said "i only party on days that end in "Y" . The Bad mother fucker shirt is probably referencing a movie that hit it pretty big in the EU "Pulp Fiction." Samuel L's wallet, you know "the one that says 'bad mother fucker' on it". I would have tried to order a royale with cheese but they don't offer much as far as hamburgers go, pork and pasta dishes are big.
"well Sco doesn't have my peripheral vision" - mason allen reminding us all that our peripheral vision often overlooks creepy crawlers and flying things.
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RedRiverOutlaw
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Post by RedRiverOutlaw »

I just purchased a t-shirt that says:

"Standby For The Greatest Spectacle In Drinking"

and one that says

"Royale With Cheese" (with a photo of a cheeseburger)

and another

Front: "Got Crabs?" Back: "WE DO" Joe's Crab Shack

I also have a D.A.R.E. Winchester, KY t-shirt and a Special Olympics / Kentucky State Police Torch Run t-shirt.

Those last two are a couple of my favorite party shirts...lol
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charlie
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Post by charlie »

At the pub last night.......

Your Mom Never Gets Old"
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dmw
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Post by dmw »

My fourteen year old cousin in Venezuela, who doesn't know any English, was wearing a tight pink shirt that said in glittery letters across the front: "Addict Girl" Yeah, I threw it away....
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marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

A classic: Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Seen on a short, fat, sleazy guy: "Pimp at Work" on a yellow road sign and with an arrow pointing down that said "Ho's". I think the size was about 4XL.

Seen a few years ago at Miguel's:
front- Feed the bears, ride a moose, drive fast, etc
back- Montana Paramedics
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pawilkes
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Post by pawilkes »

I was working at a festival once and saw a woman with horrid bleach blond hair, big heels, denim cut of shorts that let her but fall out a bit and a shirt that said "I <3 Penis"! she looked absolutely revolting but like she'd put out for nearly anyone/anything.
Sand inhibits the production of toughtosterone, so get it out and send.
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marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

Sometimes you need to advertise.
Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
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