my crotch is on fire

Post by **Toad** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:44 pm

Top to bottom - with some spray.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:09 pm

Y'know, if lingustl reads this he/she will have to spend every possible moment in church for a month until he/she is pure again and believes dinosaurs were wiped out 3000 years ago by Noah's great flood thing.

Cervical tapping, eh? I didn't realize cliffs had crevixes.

Post by **linustgl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:39 pm

WOW. Someone thinks I'm some church Prettyboy/girl (FYI, Boy)

And FYI, dinosaurs didn't die from the flood, they were on the Ark as well.

Have fun with that statement.... ...stirring the pot slowly...

Post by **Wes** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:14 am

Ha, I can't believe I am actually going to say this, but here goes...

So, Sandy, I hear dmw came over to your house tonight and gave you a little pussy. Is that true? If if so, pics please?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:26 am

oh yeah she did! And I have a hickey on my lip now!! Pics soon, I promise.

Post by **dmw** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:20 am

You are both in some heap of trouble for this one.......

Post by **Toad** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:34 pm

That thing must be ahhhhhmaaaaaaaazing. I want to see it in person.
With enough suction to give a hickey, I'd love to see it play with ping pong balls.

Post by **pigsteak** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:56 pm

dmw can back me up on this. i saw dmw's "gift" over the weekend before sandy enjoyed it. sorry sandy, you are getting seconds.

dmw, did it leave you frustrated on the drive back to Lou-vall?

Post by **dmw** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:17 am

I hate you all.

Post by **RRO** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:49 am

i heard it purrs when you stroke it.