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Alan Evil
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by Alan Evil » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:52 am
I may have posted this already but I've wanted one of these forever.
You remember the "I'm with stupid" shirts with the cartoon hand pointing to the side?
The same big decal turned sideways so it points to your groin. Kind of like this:
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
discojett
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by discojett » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:00 am
on a shirt I just bought...
Southern Utah - Where the women are men and the sheep are scared
C'est Si Bon
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by C'est Si Bon » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:50 am
I saw a girl walking down the street with "Quit staring at my tits" across her chest.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy
dipsi
Posts: 4217 Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:54 pm
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by dipsi » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:56 am
My mother had a t-shirt that read:
WherethehellisHarlanKentucky?
She was from Harlan, and made fun of the way Loretta Lynn talked! Bwa ha ha ha ha! She so had a more prounounced Kentucky accent than Loretta Lynn!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.
Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
canadaclimbergirl
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by canadaclimbergirl » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:33 pm
ReachHigh wrote: canadaclimbergirl wrote: one of my girlfriends has this one:
"Blondes have more fun. Brunettes can read"
I hope she wasn't blond.
nope. a brunette.
but wouldn't that be funny on a blonde? hahahahha.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~Jane Sellman
Wes
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by Wes » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:08 pm
In really small white letters (so small you have to get pretty close to read them) on a black t-shirt:
"Nosey little fucker, aren't you"
"There is no secret ingredient"
Po, the kung fu panda
soccerfast007
Posts: 86 Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:28 pm
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by soccerfast007 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:06 pm
There was a real classy guy (note sarcasm) sporting a T-Shirt at the Outback in Hamburg where I work that says "She's Lucky" with an arrow pointing to the left, his thoroughly satisfied mate however was sitting on the other side of him and his male buddy was on his left, without the picture it isn't quite as funny...oh well.
"bad cop, no donut" is a close second place in my book.
"well Sco doesn't have my peripheral vision" - mason allen reminding us all that our peripheral vision often overlooks creepy crawlers and flying things.
skychick
Posts: 213 Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2003 4:42 pm
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by skychick » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:18 pm
Turbo (aka-Vicious), sporting his new shirt. How does this not put a smile on your face?
ynot
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by ynot » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:46 pm
Looks a lot like Santas Little Helper.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
Alan Evil
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by Alan Evil » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:21 pm
"In case of rapture
you can have this shirt"
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]