Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Post by **BigRed** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:11 pm

Saw this on the back of a motorcyclist's tshirt:

If you can read this the B*tch fell off the back.

Post by **OB Juan** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:06 pm

"God Spoke to Moses through a burning b ush. So lets set B ush on fire and see what God has to say"

Post by **canadaclimbergirl** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:42 pm

"There is a place for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes".

Post by **ynot** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:54 am

Thank you CC! damn thats funny right there!

Post by **canadaclimbergirl** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:58 am

I thought so!!

how about this one.. I saw it this summer on vacation..

"If cows weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of steak?"

Post by **jhwatts** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:11 pm

I haven't read through all of these, so I hope this one wasn't already on there.

If Going to Church Makes You a Christian, Does Going to The Garage Make you a Car?

Post by **Wes** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:44 pm

"People with guns are citizens.
People without guns are subjects"

Post by **rhino** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:54 pm

In Squamish yesterday

A picture of a guy holding a chainsaw with the caption

"Think fast hippie"

Post by **ynot** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:12 am

Did you duck, Charlie?

Post by **charlie** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:01 pm

Heh, north american loggers got nothing on my equal parts redneck/hippie axe wielding skillz.

Now, not necessarily laugh but smile in Boone this weekend..

"Think about who you wanted to be"