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Post by merrick »

What you all don't know is that two summers ago horatio felatio ate a bunch of peyote and then stripped naked and ran into the woods. he proceeded to run around and catch small animals and squish them with his hands and use their blood and guts to draw on his body. once he had fully coated himself in glistening goo, he heard the "voices". they were mocking him so he ran towards them with great rage in his heart. they led him through the dark and misty wood and then he realized they were coming from the top of a cliff. he soled it naked and covered in mouseguts, while puking rainbow colored vomit. once he reached the top he found that the voices had moved on and that he would never get his revenge. he let loose a primordial scream cursing the earth and the heavens and jumped to his death. to his surprise he landed in a tree and then slept the night.

It just so happens that the clilff he climbed is the exact same one that you guys are talking about and that the path up the cliff is exactly in line with the bolts.

He named it "Lost Voices Lament" and to this day if he reaches the top of that climb he will let loose a lonesome long lashing wail that can be heard all the way to SaltLick.
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Post by dmw »

I don't think he would have to take peyote for that to happen.......
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Post by Yasmeen »

LOL, thanks Merrick. I was wondering about that.

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Post by merrick »

no but the peyote made it more signifigant to him and made the vomit rainbow colored.
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Post by Meadows »

Feelings do get hurt so learn from it rather than look for the next opportunity to do it again.
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edited because I am trying to win pig of the year honors.
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Post by Wolf »

You shouldn't win pig of the year for editing. You should win it for picking at scabs, poking at hornets nests, and saying things that you don't even believe just to annoy and provoke conversation.
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Wolf obviously read the terms of use for the forum before posting. Nicely done!
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wolf, something tells me we've met :wink:
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Post by Wolf »

Something's probably right.
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