Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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BigRed
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Post by BigRed »

Saw this on the back of a motorcyclist's tshirt:

If you can read this the B*tch fell off the back.

:D
Grip it and Rip it!
OB Juan
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Post by OB Juan »

"God Spoke to Moses through a burning b ush. So lets set B ush on fire and see what God has to say"
Obcessed is what lazy people call those of us who are dedicated!
canadaclimbergirl
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Post by canadaclimbergirl »

"There is a place for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes".

:lol:
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Thank you CC! damn thats funny right there!
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Post by canadaclimbergirl »

I thought so!!

how about this one.. I saw it this summer on vacation..

"If cows weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of steak?"
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Post by jhwatts »

I haven't read through all of these, so I hope this one wasn't already on there.

If Going to Church Makes You a Christian, Does Going to The Garage Make you a Car?
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Post by Wes »

"People with guns are citizens.
People without guns are subjects"
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
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Post by rhino »

In Squamish yesterday


A picture of a guy holding a chainsaw with the caption

"Think fast hippie"
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Did you duck, Charlie?
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Post by charlie »

Heh, north american loggers got nothing on my equal parts redneck/hippie axe wielding skillz.

Now, not necessarily laugh but smile in Boone this weekend..

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