If you could be?

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:16 pm

Meadows wrote:
KD wrote:I'd be a monkey so i could climb things.
Now tell the truth why you really want to be a monkey.

well i guess i like banana's too and i would get to eat a lot of them. the cat thing sounds good but sax has dibs on it now.

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:23 pm

I like the dog one too Spragwa. But I wouldnt want to be an outside dog because of the fleas and the weather. I wouldn't want to be a poodle or a chihuihua either. I'd want to be a big indoor dog. But you got dibs on that one so i'll stick with being a monkey then.

Post by **SCIN** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:47 pm

I'd be a baby eater so I could roam around Lexington at night and reach in open windows to steal babies. I would then take them back to the crawlspace under my house and cuddle up with them. I would slowly start playfully gnawing on their ears but gradually increase the pressure of my bite. Soon the baby would start crying which would signal my first actual flesh piercing. I would take the whole ear in one bite then move on to the feet. One toe at a time please. Oh...to be a baby eater.

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:16 pm

I thought this was supposed to be "if you could be..." not "if you are..."

Post by **Zspider** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:32 pm

kneebar wrote:

I'd be a s-p-i-d-e-r............not a animal I guess...

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If a s-p-i-d-e-r isn't an animal, then what duh hell is it?

ZSpider

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:59 pm

spragwa wrote:

'd probably be one of my dogs...spoiled and obnoxious critters that they are. I'm up getting ready for work and they are sleeping in glorious splendor. Little shits.

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You don't have "dogs" plural. only one.

does anyone remember that show about the guy that could turn into animals? he normally turned into a black panther or hawk, but he also turned into rattlesnakes to escape quicksand. i think the show was called the manimal, which has no relation to the coach. anyway, i would probably be that guy just so i could turn into animal combinations like a giraffe with angry green mamba snakes all over my tail, and a delicious sea bass for a neck.

Post by **verona-ransome** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:14 pm

Horatio Felacio wrote:

does anyone remember that show about the guy that could turn into animals? he normally turned into a black panther or hawk, but he also turned into rattlesnakes to escape quicksand. i think the show was called the manimal, which has no relation to the coach. anyway, i would probably be that guy just so i could turn into animal combinations like a giraffe with angry green mamba snakes all over my tail, and a delicious sea bass for a neck.

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Wasn't the Manimal everyones favorite show?

mmmmm... sea bass....

V

Post by **gulliver** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:38 pm

bunch of furries. You'll all go to hell.

Post by KD » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:02 pm

SCIN wrote:I'd be a baby eater so I could roam around Lexington at night and reach in open windows to steal babies. I would then take them back to the crawlspace under my house and cuddle up with them. I would slowly start playfully gnawing on their ears but gradually increase the pressure of my bite. Soon the baby would start crying which would signal my first actual flesh piercing. I would take the whole ear in one bite then move on to the feet. One toe at a time please. Oh...to be a baby eater.

That would be pretty fun - being a baby eater an all but what if your metabolism gets kinda slowi? All that babyfat would add a lot of extra weight. Also what if you accidentally got a hold of one of those plastic babydolls and chipped a tooth? - that would hurt.

Post by **ReachHigh** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:42 pm

gulliver wrote:bunch of furries. You'll all go to hell.

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