Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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J-Rock
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"Gun Control means hitting your target".
"Those iron spikes you use have shortened the life expectancy of the Totem Pole by 50,000 years."

--A Navaho elder
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ReachHigh
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"WWJD" What would Jimmy Do! and picture of Jimmy Hendrix.
"there's a line between self improvement and self involvement"
"Dogs are nature's pooper scoopers ."
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littlegreenalien
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Post by littlegreenalien »

"WAG MORE"
"bark less"
:mrgreen:
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skychick
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Post by skychick »

"Don't believe everything you think"
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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

Not a bumper sticker but a license plate on a jeep:

"Y hike"

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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
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RogueIT
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Post by RogueIT »

"If you can read this your not the president"
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charlie
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Post by charlie »

Coming back from the wild world of Hartford, in East TN where people say y'ins and are about as country as you can get.

"My horse bucked off your honor student"
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jjhellstrom
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Post by jjhellstrom »

Black block letters on Flourescent Yellow background:
I'm not a criminal, I'm a dead head.
The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.
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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

RogueIT wrote:"If you can read this your not the president"
yo rogue...and apparently the maker of the sticker (or you????) can't spell...which makes it all the more funny, seeing that someone was trying to make an attempt at humor, which made them look like a dip****.

hint..."you're" would be the proper choice.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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kess
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Post by kess »

I saw a series of patriotic yellow ribbon bumper magnets with the following quotations:

"I Support Magnetic Ribbon Makers"
"I Support Empty Gestures"
"I Support More Troops Than You"
"My Ribbon Can Beat Up Your Ribbon"
"Loving America Since 9/11/01"
"Bandwagon Patriot"
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