What I hate is when you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts itching so badly that you have to go to the doctor. The REALLY funny part is after he looks at it and tells you that you have been smearing shit up your back for years and have a nice little growth back there! Ain't that funny as hell?!!??!?! It happened to a guy that a friend of mine heard someone talking about once.
Mj
...quitting drinking is kinda like washing your hands after you take a crap...why start now?