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pigsteak
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Post by pigsteak »

all you average build fat asses need to quit climbing....this game is for skinny ho's like, well, ho...I have already signed up for a gardening class this summer.
Positive vibes brah...positive vibes.
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the lurkist
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Post by the lurkist »

...and quit training.
Rhunt, don't discount training. Mowing the grass is a burly workout. He mixes it up with high intensity dog turd picking up. I hear he does reps of taking out the trash, too.
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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Um, Lurk, that's one arm trash taking out. Let's not overlook that he's a mutant.
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Post by hoss »

real glad I clicked on Tubgirl.com while I was at work, thanks Massey
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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Post by dipsi »

Spragwa wrote:
of course he's good at going splat too.
OMG! That's so funny!
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bentley
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Post by bentley »

I have heard that Dell is secretly training Matt to be an Olympic track star. Dell is really sneaky about this too, he pretends to be "running away from home", of course Matt frantically runs after him. I have heard that Matt has received more than one speeding ticket from running through school zones well over the posted speed limit!
Way to go Dell! Keep up that hard work!
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Post by RRO »

i heard its dell who is actually sending the routes and nasty is taking credit for it. i think thats a pretty poor excuse of a dog owner and a human in general. if i were dell i would take all the built up stress and anger and use it to throw nasty across the sore heel parking lot and spill his beer in the process. thats just me.
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Post by dmw »

I think it is really all the giant pixie sticks he eats that make him so strong. and the blumpkins, don't forget!
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Roentgen Ray
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Post by Roentgen Ray »

OK, I know I am a little late on the reply, but I have been stewing over this one for the past 6 weeks now, and I can't take it any longer. Doctoral Candidate Nasty, you said that that trick was for me and only me, now I see this link to tubgirl? WTF! You lied to me. And then, my girl too! You know J-Lo is mine. You are dead to me.PERIOD.


PS: I didn't mean it hunny stinky string bean, take me back.
Quod me nutrit, me destruit.
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