I don't think you're supposed to fertilize with meet-based poop.
The kennel thing might be a decent idea. With a doggie-daycare thing.
Except, asshole dogs would ruin that too.
Prince Runamok, a Climber's Dog's Life
I was at Torrent this weekend sport climbing. I wasn't able to bring my dog there, so I figured I'd do the dirty work. There were too many cars there, and considering myself a local, I decided to mark my territory. I mean, locals shouldn't have to wait in line for the good routes, so I whipped it out and pissed on the cars. Not a lot, hell my bladder isn't that big. Just enough to get the door handles on each one. Then I took a dump underneath Big Money Grip. I wanted to go off trail, really I did, I just couldn't risk getting poison ivy again. I didn't want to offend anyone by swearing, so I opted to let out a primal yell and grunt with every move to show people that all the moves wer impossible for them and that no mortal could touch this route. Because I was sport climbing, I didn't bring anything with me except shoes, harness, and a stick clip, so between burns I bummed water from all the other people, then ate their granola bars and trail mix. When I walked up to each route, I stepped on other people's ropes because I just don't give a fuck. They are the ones who should move their shit off the trail. I let out a few more grunts and yells on my proj, then left beating my chest and spraying about what a good climber I am.
But your right, dogs are much worse than people are.
But your right, dogs are much worse than people are.
- TradWanker
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The dog at the crag topic SUCKS.... The only thing more annoying about the Red is that its located in a dry county. Now I say we start a topic on improving the beer sales in the Red, and possibly an ice cream delivery service to the crags.
Now those would be topics with a positive outcome....
Maybe we can turn this forum around... And save a few more wasted efforts to improve upon our selfish postions on dogs ....
Now those would be topics with a positive outcome....
Maybe we can turn this forum around... And save a few more wasted efforts to improve upon our selfish postions on dogs ....