Gumby

Post by **rhunt** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:15 pm

boogers and snot

Post by **squeezindlemmon** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:38 pm

Artsay wrote: And why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? Why???

Why do noses run and feet smell???

Here's one for you: I think you're a gumby if you can't stand the smell of feet after taking climbing shoes off.

Post by **enoch308** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:12 pm

Gumby........

" I'm Gumby dammit "
Yep, just a green clay humanoid with a bump on his head. Popular because I'm a nice guy. Maybe a wannabe with minor but conspicuous stupidity. But I will always be here, having a great time on the rock !
There will always be a little bit of Gumby in all of us - if you have a heart, then Gumby is a part of you !

Post by **Cliff Heindel** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:47 pm

Legend has it that you are no longer a gumby when The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest silver, reaches forth and offers the coveted password to all banned crags.

Post by **skychick** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:04 pm

Interesting-ish: Below is from dictionary.com
gumby

/guhm'bee/ n. [from a class of Monty Python characters,
poss. with some influence from the 1960s claymation character] 1. An
act of minor but conspicuous stupidity, often in `gumby maneuver' or
`pull a gumby'. 2. [NRL] n. A bureaucrat, or other technical
incompetent who impedes the progress of real work. 3. adj. Relating
to things typically associated with people in sense 2. (e.g. "Ran
would be writing code, but Richard gave him gumby work that's due on
Friday", or, "Dammit! Travel screwed up my plane tickets. I have
to go out on gumby patrol.")

Post by **Meadows** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:13 pm

Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been Gumby Definition 1.

Post by **ynot** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:21 pm

So ....How does so much snot come out of one little head? You know,when you have a nasty cold and you blow buckets of snot out yer nose every hour. Just where does that much snot come from? And just what is snot? It ain't spit.

Post by **young'n climber** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:25 pm

what the deuce???

Post by **enoch308** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:29 am

Gumby is as Gumby does...

You know you're a Gumby when.....

...you lose the rope while you're cleaning the anchors.

.... you stick clip your way to the anchors to set up your top rope.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:07 am

why is there brail on drive-thru ATM machines?