I'll say it again: "Cops are pigs."

Post by **pigsteak** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:29 pm

now are you going to go surfing for "feel good" stories of cops helping kittens and the elderly, or would that warp your world view?

Post by **Alan Evil** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:36 pm

I can just see you in uniform now, getting kittens out of trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and beating the living shit out of hippies in back alleys. "Vote for Kucinich, will you?!? I'm not letting you up until there's no more tofu left in you! If you tell the EMS how that Phish cd got up your ass I'll shoot you!"

Post by **wirednut** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:28 pm

Meadows wrote:The one who patrols Mountain Pkwy isn't very kind no matter how short your skirt is. Watch your speed there.

Maybe you're not his type. No, I mean as in type of gender, you hottie.

He let me off, but I was young and blond and sunburned, wearing Verve capri's two sizes too small and 36 hours worth of unshaved, natural manly climbing musk.

WiredNut

Post by **Alan Evil** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:59 pm

Wow. I can't believe that I hadn't already added this bit into my calculations of pig-itude. Thanks wiredball.

Post by **Spragwa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:01 pm

I thought the State Trooper who patrols the Powell County area of the Mtn. Parkway was very nice.

Post by **pigsteak** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:46 am

showdown...spragwa versus meadows...

"who will get the most tickets erased this summer?"

Post by **dipsi** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:02 am

Hmmm. Let me think......

.....the judge maybe?