I imagine Cheney found the guy had leaked something so he first had him held down while he threw dead quail on the man until he was suffocating then let him up and told him he was getting a 30 second head start then shot the guy as he ran away. It's only because Cheney is such an evil, twisted little man.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie
"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
What do they say? "Don't mess witih Texas"?
Good thing Cheney had an ambulance on standby.
I bet Cheney didn't even have a tag to hunt lawyers.
Overhung, you should have loaned that guy your blaze orange toboggin.