the death psychic

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Mulva
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Post by Mulva »

Oh gawd. I almost never post...but my death was so horrifying I had to share.

I am on a camping trip, get trapped in an outhouse for days and die from eating shit!!

What a way to go! :roll:
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Stewy911
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Post by Stewy911 »

interesting
Who Me? I gotta hitch hike god damn 18 miles to get a god damn beer......that's bullshit.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
This is why I will never have a lawn.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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flashmaster
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Post by flashmaster »

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

I've always had this strange feeling around the hoildays
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