the death psychic

Post by **Stewy911** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:23 pm

that site is crazy. im just curious who thinks of this shit.

Post by **Canuck** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:41 pm

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

Post by **ynot** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:42 pm

Duh !! We all know it's Ho.

Post by **kentuckysarah** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:07 pm

You're the victim of an unprovoked stabbing.

Post by **Stewy911** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:10 pm

ynot, sorda sounds like him doesnt it

Post by **ynot** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:53 pm

Mrs Ynots:
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

Post by **kek-san** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 pm

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

great site find btw

Post by **ReachHigh** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:33 pm

charlie wrote:Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Couldn't have seen that one coming, I figured it'd be a revolver to save on cleanup.

do it outside so you can be cleaned up with a hose.

Post by **anticlmber** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:10 pm

a ladder from a van in front of me crashes through my windshield crushing my face. well i guess it would be an improvement on my looks.

HEY LADIES!!

Post by **jcwhite** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:29 pm

a suicidal airline pilot crashes the jet killing me and everyone else on it.