the death psychic

[Saxman]

Knights in armour will NEE me to death.

[RRO]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

[charlie]

Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

Couldn't have seen that one coming, I figured it'd be a revolver to save on cleanup.

[ynot]

while riding an escalator my shoestring gets caught ,dragging me to the top. I die from internal injuries.
How in the hell did you find that site,Stewy?

[ElectricDisciple]

My way of dying?

"A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds. "

That's strange too, I don't even have a job right now...

[littleboxes15]

While leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

[Spragwa]

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

Please God no. It wouldn't be the death that I would fear but the miserable life that would lead me to pain killers and hard liquor.

[dipsi]

While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

Well, at least it's not in a nursing home!

[Crankmas]

you die of brain damage caused by the legions of incompetent Kentucky educators

[Stewy911]

Ynot, I listen to twitch on Zrock 103 on the mornings on the way to work and heard him mention it so I was like hmmmm might as well check it out.