Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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Dink Dink
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Post by Dink Dink »

Guaranteed to piss off everyone bumpersticker

Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus

and my favorite one,

FREE TIBET!
with purchase of every two tibets

And I can't remember where I saw this, but it makes me feel all patriotic and like I'm doing the right thing, so here is this

It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves under the flag, dies for the flag, and who's coffin is draped by the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.

Airborne leads the way.
"Yeah, it sucks. But then, everything does."
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

On a T-shirt:
Remember when sex was safe
and climbing was dangerous?
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
dipsi
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Post by dipsi »

Do you have that t-shirt?

I love Jeff's t-shirt:

If you die, we split your gear!
What I love about running is you can meditate while running. It's a peaceful place.

Sister Mary Elizabeth Lloyd, Runs marathons to raise money and awareness about children orphaned by AIDS
charlie
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Post by charlie »

Be Pro-Life, help feed the hungry.

Not sure if this one has come up yet....

"This Agression Will Not Stand Man" re: the Big Lebowski Fest in Louavulle.
Wes
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Post by Wes »

I sooo wish I had my camara a little while ago, not for a bumper sticker, but...

I was driving through the lexington red light district (AKA Winchester rd), and I see a new, um, adult club. The name?


Club 513.
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
serial killer
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Post by serial killer »

of course, on spencer's car. "Guns kill people like spoons make Rosie Odonnell fat"
"if your cold and need a blanket, somebody give em' a blanket; if you needs some socks, sombody give em' some socks; and if your holding...don't hold out."

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Post by mcrib »

Liberalism is the root of all evil. and the classic "Its a Republic not a Democracy." So make sure not to vote for the Democratic party because they're for democracy.
"I just want to disappear"
flyinglow
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Post by flyinglow »

not a bumper sticker, but not all of em on here are... anyway...
it may be gone now, but the front of my uncle's repair shop in kansas used to say:

B radiator service, a good place to take a leak
squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Save a tree, eat a beaver. :lol:
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
kentuckysarah
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Post by kentuckysarah »

squeezindlemmon wrote:Save a tree, eat a beaver. :lol:
I love that one!
We're all in this together
Walkin' the line between faith and fear
This life don't last forever
When you cry I taste the salt in your tears.

Old Crow Medicine Show
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