Winter Streaking

[merrick]

After streaking out in the cold for a few days I have realized that running naked outside for a short time keeps you warm instead of freezing cold. I would like to know how people keep themselves warm while running naked for long times. i have tried hand warmers in the chalk bag but it doesnt help all that much. what has been sucessful for you all?

[Paul3eb]

though slightly embarressing, shrinkage really helps cut your surface area to volume ratio, keeping you warmer longer.

pee before you run.. that gives your body less to keep warm.

and vaseline, vaseline, vaseline..

[512OW]

If you wrap a pink half shirt around your head, you'll be GAY warmer...

Shit...I mean WAY warmer....

[Alan Evil]

If you put the hand warmer in your butt it keeps your core warmer.


At least that's what Odub told me.

[merrick]

thanks for the useful comments. i will try some of these out today. i think between the vasaline and sticking the handwarmer in my butt, combinged with a pink shirt on my head i should be able to double my streaking time. and I think streaking in the winter could be the best season for it since the friction is better in the winter.

oh, does wearing a pink shirt on your head still count as streaking????? or does that count as wearing clothes. I don't want to be accused of being a pinkpointing streaker. it will be harder to get sponsored that way.

[kato]

I've heard that licking a metal lamppost will keep you warm.

[merrick]

ha ha nice try kato, i only fell for that one the first few times someone told me to try it.

[JB]

wear a warm hat... that's what mom always said.

vaseline is okay, but use icyhot or bengay just before your run... and stick altoids in every orifice.

[Alan Evil]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm... stick Altoids...